Newton’s romantic laws …

16 06 2008

Universal law:
“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money “

First law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. “

Second law:
“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. “

Third law:
“The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap”





Adjust – if you want to love

13 06 2008

Adjust – if you want to love





LOVE HAS NO LIMIT……. …..

10 06 2008

While Dad was polishing his new car,
his 4 yr old son picked stone & scratched lines on the side of the car.
In his anger, Dad took the child’s hand & hit it many times, not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, his child said “Dad when will my fingers grow back?”
Dad was so hurt.
He went back to car and kicked it a lot of times.
Sitting back he looked at the scratches, child wrote “I LOVE YOU DAD”

Anger and Love has no limits…








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