Funny adult jokes

Judge: So, when did you realize that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
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Sign board outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed.
We serve the needy, not the greedy
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Why did the English teacher slap Johnny?
Because Johnny asked her: Why is Bra singular when it covers 2 & Panties plural when it covers only one?
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Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
But behind a SATISFIED woman, there are several EXHAUSTED men…
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was your first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet.