what a cycle

software engineer warning/error

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”

the engineer says………..

We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…

On a Saturday morning…
after breakfast…

Dad:
People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:
Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son:
Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.

Maid:
So – what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!