Team Work

Team Work

Little Johnny

Little Johnny: “I’m not going back to school ever again!”

Mom: “Why not?”

Little Johnny: “The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!”

what a cycle

software engineer warning/error

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”

the engineer says………..

We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

Telephone Bill

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…

On a Saturday morning…
after breakfast…

Dad:
People this is unacceptable.
You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:
Same here,
I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son:
Me too,
I never use the home phone.
I always use my company mobile.

Maid:
So – what is the problem?
We all use our work telephones !!!!!

Boss Kidnapped, What 2 do?

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time…..

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss”

They’re asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they’re going to douse him with petrol and set him on fire.

We’re going from desk to desk, taking up a collection.”

One Trainee asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?
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“About 1 litre.”

Change your password! NOW!

Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Karthi,

RAMYA(R): “Hello, yes Karthi”.

KARTHI(K): “Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that USconsultant I forgot to take it in my office”
(R): “Yes, I can, I need your password”
(K): “jeni22091980″
(R): “Ok fine”

She takes the print out and logs out. Some thought struck her mind now.
JENI happens to be his college mate. Hmmm…

She decides not to discuss this with Karthi. She simply opens her mail box and changes the password from “mohan143″ to “karthiramya” and leaves for home!

MORAL OF THE STORY: Change your password! NOW!

English is not easy

WHO SAYS ENGLISH IS AN EASY LANGUAGE?

FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH YES/NO

1) __________ I DON’T HAVE SENSE.
2) __________ I AM STUPID.
3) __________ I DONT HAVE BRAIN.

The BOSS

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses’ wife instead: “I’m afraid he died last week.” she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.”I told you” the wife replies, “he died last week.”

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?”

“Coz . . .” he replied laughing, “I just love hearing it. . . .”

Smart Boy

Math’s Teacher: If you have 12 Chocolates and you
Give 5 to Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
Then what will u get????

Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!